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This blurt is not my blurt it is an invented blurt and may serve as a starting point to build a narrative around;

OK, They are saying that Roberto Mancini or the guy who runs Ferrari will be the prime minister of Italy, but not yet.. First They want an un-voted technocrat to absolutely ruin the place and screw everyone over. This will be done in an rational and appropriate way, not in the mad and inappropriate way that Silvio Berlusconi was doing it.

According to some, Mr Berlusconi had sex with a young lady who was too young and also a prostitute. She got arrested and Berlusconi tried to free her by getting someone to phone the police and tell them that she was the daughter of Hosni Mubarak This was before Mubarak was bad although the police had no idea if he was bad or good or something in-between bad and good, because they had no idea who he was. This caused some confusion until they realised that the request to free the girl came from the Prime Minister. Once they understood this they decided to free her.

This is an inappropriate way to run a country!

SO, the appropriate way must be that the Germans run the country? Even though they really, really don't want to. Because they're absolutely terrified! Because they know, everyone knows, that deep down inside the German psyche there's a voice that tells them;

GERMANS SHOULD RUN EVERYTHING!

This is very scary for the Germans and they have a hard time dealing with it. The French have been very understanding because they remember what happens when Germans get confused and misunderstood.

Is it true that the Italians were worried that the rest of the world was laughing at them? Or was that just an illusion that the rest of the world created because it was jealous of the advanced Italian politics / sex life? The same sort of thing as when the rest of the world really wanted the Americans to feel embarrassed about George Bush but the Americans wouldn't and this made everyone else even more jealous.

Anyway! Italians want to vote for someone like Roberto Mancini because he is hansom looking and wears nice suits. Or they want the guy who runs Ferrari because the one thing that Italy is very good at is making expensive red cars.